{"id":228,"date":"2012-11-27T10:17:38","date_gmt":"2012-11-27T08:17:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/elsatriolet-lemee77.ac-creteil.fr\/wordpress\/?p=228"},"modified":"2012-11-27T10:17:38","modified_gmt":"2012-11-27T08:17:38","slug":"le-louvre-une-sortie-memorable-a-paris","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/elsatriolet-lemee77.fr\/index.php\/2012\/11\/27\/le-louvre-une-sortie-memorable-a-paris\/","title":{"rendered":"Le Louvre &#8211; Une sortie m\u00e9morable \u00e0 Paris"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Le trajet fut p\u00e9rilleux, riche en p\u00e9rip\u00e9ties \u00e9tonnantes et en grandes rigolades\u2026 notamment dans le Couloir de la Mort\u2026 le M\u00e9tro !<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/elsatriolet-lemee77.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Pompidou-002.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"center\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/elsatriolet-lemee77.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/Pompidou-002.jpg?resize=300%2C225&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Apr\u00e8s avoir perdu Mme Hayot \u00e0 la sortie du m\u00e9tro, tout le monde s\u2019est retrouv\u00e9 devant la pyramide du Louvre. On a commenc\u00e9 \u00e0 r\u00e9pondre au questionnaire, tout en prenant le premier go\u00fbter de la journ\u00e9e&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>On est ensuite entr\u00e9 dans le mus\u00e9e pour r\u00e9aliser, en groupes, un parcours sem\u00e9 d\u2019emb\u00fbches (et de touristes chinois \u2013 plus de 200 selon les estimations de Gr\u00e9goire et de Valentin\u2026)<\/p>\n<p>Notre statue pr\u00e9f\u00e9r\u00e9e est \u00ab\u00a0Psych\u00e9 et Eros\u00a0\u00bb\u00a0: un vrai baiser de cin\u00e9ma\u00a0!^<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/elsatriolet-lemee77.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/P1060004.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"center\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/elsatriolet-lemee77.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/P1060004.jpg?resize=300%2C225&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>La statue plus choquante \u2013 et la plus insolite &#8211; est \u00ab\u00a0l\u2019Hermaphrodite\u00a0\u00bb. (Il faudrait l\u2019interdire au moins de 12 ans\u2026)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/elsatriolet-lemee77.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/DSCF2086.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"center\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/elsatriolet-lemee77.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/DSCF2086.jpg?resize=300%2C224&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"224\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Le questionnaire portait sur la mythologie grecque et romaine, ainsi que sur les h\u00e9ros de la R\u00e9publique Romaine. Au deuxi\u00e8me \u00e9tage, nous avons vu aussi <em>La Joconde<\/em>, les tableaux n\u00e9o-classiques de David, les tableaux du romantique Delacroix.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/elsatriolet-lemee77.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/P1060003.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"center\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/elsatriolet-lemee77.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/P1060003.jpg?resize=300%2C225&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Apr\u00e8s avoir mang\u00e9 dans le jardin des Tuileries (- et apr\u00e8s avoir fait une guerre m\u00e9morable contre les ennemis ail\u00e9s dans laquelle\u00a0 un vaillant soldat s\u2019est fait toucher \u00e0 l\u2019\u00e9paule), on s\u2019est dirig\u00e9 vers le Palais de la D\u00e9couverte.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/elsatriolet-lemee77.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/P1030358.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"center\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/elsatriolet-lemee77.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/P1030358.jpg?resize=300%2C225&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Nous avons \u00e9cout\u00e9 une pr\u00e9sentation\u00a0 sur les rythmes du sommeil \u2013 Valentin J. a subi une exp\u00e9rience des plus diaboliques\u2026 On a pu enregistrer des ondes dans son cerveau !<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/elsatriolet-lemee77.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/P1030388.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"center\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/elsatriolet-lemee77.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/P1030388.jpg?resize=225%2C300&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>On a ensuite rapidement parcouru l\u2019exposition \u00ab\u00a0B\u00eates de sexe\u00a0\u00bb\u2026 qui n\u2019\u00e9tait pas aussi int\u00e9ressante qu\u2019un cours de SVT\u00a0de Madame Hayot !!<\/p>\n<p>Nous avons surv\u00e9cu \u00e0 cette journ\u00e9e \u00e9prouvante gr\u00e2ce \u00e0 l\u2019aide d\u2019accompagnateurs fantastiques (dont M. SERRES, le chouchou de certaines\u2026)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\" align=\"right\">\u00a0<strong>Venimus, vidimus, vicimus !<\/strong><\/p>\n<p align=\"right\">Les quatri\u00e8mes latinistes d\u2019Elsa Triolet<\/p>\n<p align=\"right\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/elsatriolet-lemee77.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/11.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"center\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/elsatriolet-lemee77.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/11.jpg?resize=200%2C150&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/elsatriolet-lemee77.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/21.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"center\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/elsatriolet-lemee77.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/21.jpg?resize=200%2C150&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\" align=\"right\"><a href=\"https:\/\/elsatriolet-lemee77.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/21.jpg\">Une \u00e9l\u00e8ve mod\u00e8le : <\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/elsatriolet-lemee77.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/P1030271.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"242\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/elsatriolet-lemee77.fr\/p1030271\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/elsatriolet-lemee77.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/P1030271.jpg?fit=375%2C500&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"375,500\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2.8&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;DMC-FS10&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1351164554&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;5&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;250&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.033333333333333&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"El\u00e8ve mod\u00e8le\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/elsatriolet-lemee77.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/P1030271.jpg?fit=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/elsatriolet-lemee77.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/P1030271.jpg?fit=375%2C500&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-242\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/elsatriolet-lemee77.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/P1030271.jpg?resize=225%2C300&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/elsatriolet-lemee77.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/P1030271.jpg?resize=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1 225w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/elsatriolet-lemee77.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/P1030271.jpg?w=375&amp;ssl=1 375w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\" align=\"right\"><a href=\"https:\/\/elsatriolet-lemee77.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/21.jpg\">Et tout son contraire&#8230; \ud83d\ude09<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\" align=\"right\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/elsatriolet-lemee77.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/P1030377.jpg?ssl=1\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"243\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/elsatriolet-lemee77.fr\/p1030377\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/elsatriolet-lemee77.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/P1030377.jpg?fit=250%2C188&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"250,188\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2.8&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;DMC-FS10&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1351175186&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;5&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;80&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.02&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Gr\u00e9goire !\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/elsatriolet-lemee77.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/P1030377.jpg?fit=250%2C188&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/elsatriolet-lemee77.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/P1030377.jpg?fit=250%2C188&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-243\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/elsatriolet-lemee77.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/P1030377.jpg?resize=250%2C188&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"250\" height=\"188\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/elsatriolet-lemee77.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/21.jpg\"><br \/>\n<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Le trajet fut p\u00e9rilleux, riche en p\u00e9rip\u00e9ties \u00e9tonnantes et en grandes rigolades\u2026 notamment dans le Couloir de la Mort\u2026 le M\u00e9tro ! Apr\u00e8s avoir perdu Mme Hayot \u00e0 la sortie du m\u00e9tro, tout le monde s\u2019est retrouv\u00e9 devant la pyramide du Louvre. 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